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Oh damn to all get out, you phone sex sluts are cracking me up lately! Not just from your crazy humiliation fantasies but also because you seem to think calling me, or any phone sex provider, is like ordering your favorite fast food hamburger – “I want this, and this, but not this, and let’s 86 this for a while …” HAHAHAHHAAAAAA

Now, many of you have known me for years. What makes you think I would ever change, even for just that one call? Is this some kind of end-of-summer challenge for you? There are many lovely and beautiful Mistresses here at Enchantrix Empire. Why not call another lady if you would like something, or someone, totally different?

I’m inspired to write this post because of my longtime sissy caller who called this morning demanding this. He wants to do totally different kinds of calls. He, or really she, wants me to make her NOT a sissy and, instead, totally obsessed with ME. Well first of all, bitch girl, you already ARE obsessed with ME since you email and call me all the time and have for years. And second, you are a cock sucking sissy – always have been, always will be. And I prefer you that way because then I can mock you endlessly. What in the world makes you think I’d ever want to change you, even a little bit?

Call another lady, one who doesn’t know you wear read lacy panties every day, and convince her you’re a real man. She will never buy it but hey, she may play along. When you call me with such demands I cannot help but laugh, and laugh … it sure does start my day off right and puts me smack dab in the mood to be the ultimate mean mistress that I am. So thank you for that! LOL! But really, I don’t know what gets into some of you penis people sometimes.

 

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