The Future of Panties

Hello! Have you all heard about the forthcoming ban on panties? I couldn’t believe it … soon enough, all women’s panties will be outlawed from stores and available only online. Only blah and boring men’s underwear will be sold in stores. Yanno, the kind chronic...

“I liked what you said…”

“I liked what you said…” is probably the most frequent blog feedback I receive from callers. Who knew you naughties actually read our blogs? I thought all you guys did was masturbate and look at porn … oh, and wash my dishes and shampoo rugs (oops, this last part is...