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Yes, that’s you! Unless you tell everyone you know in your life that you call me, of course. If you don’t, then you’re a secret naughty cock stroker.

How was your HUMP DAY? Did you hump yourself? Did you jerk off??? I had such a funny call today – a new-to-me caller wanted me to help him stop masturbating. Hahaha as if I’d ever consider such a thing! You know what I did instead, don’t you? I made him stroke it and humiliate himself and then I made this chronic masturbator promise to jerk off three times a day for the rest of the week.

Hmmmm come to think of it, maybe he played this Mean Mistress. LOL! Oh you penises are just tooooo much.

Remember, I’m around a lot the rest of this week but something came up for next week and I’m not sure if I’ll be around then. So call me soon to satisfy that craving. Or to make it stronger …