Phone Sex Funnies

Oh damn to all get out, you phone sex sluts are cracking me up lately! Not just from your crazy humiliation fantasies but also because you seem to think calling me, or any phone sex provider, is like ordering your favorite fast food hamburger – “I want...

Schedule Update for My Sluts

Hello naughty! Thank you so much for such great phone sex calls lately. Although the meaner I am to you the more guilty I feel later, from all the fun I get from it. My favorite thing in the world is humiliating and teasing you … This Week So, I’m here...

Keep it Secret – Relationship Advice

Stroker! Uh, listen please … or read some relationship advice. You do NOT have to share your crazy sex fantasies with your significant other if it will break up the relationship! Keep it secret. Since when did you men become so honest, hmmm? Bad idea....

My New Blog

Hello, sweet stuff! Do you like my new phone sex blog? I love this design and it allows me to post much more variety for you – polls, audios, and more. So much fun! Thank you to the lovely Miss Hunter for setting this up for me 🙂 So, how are you? How is the...

The Future of Panties

Hello! Have you all heard about the forthcoming ban on panties? I couldn’t believe it … soon enough, all women’s panties will be outlawed from stores and available only online. Only blah and boring men’s underwear will be sold in stores. Yanno, the kind chronic...